Hula dog: a hotdog with ketchup and pineapple. Say aloha to a real treat!
Fiesta Perro: salsa and cheese, loving wrapped in a tortilla! Ole!
Ach du Lieber Hund: a frankfurter mit sauerkraut and cheese.
Good Ole Boy/Gal dog: Add barbecue sauce for a southern treat! Yee hah!
John Bull Dog: A jolly good show with cheddar cheese and mustard! If you can find chutney, it will add the mystery of India.
Godfather Dog: Sprinkle Parmesan cheese over spaghetti sauce on your hot dog. They'll leave the gun and take the dog!
Puritan Dog: Smother your dog with baked beans. Even Cotton Mather would love it!
Aunt Pooh told me that when my mother was three she wouldn't eat hotdogs because she thought they were made from dogs. When my grandmother explained that they were called that because they looked like dachshunds, my mother said that was "stupid." But she ate them.
