Last night, Betsey refused to eat her pork chop. Ed said, "Jesus Christ," which amused Josh and Cilla, but Betsey just looked at him, waiting for one of us to try to force her to eat it, which I would never do, because I've promised myself I'm not going to give the children food issues and have them complain about it to their therapists for the rest of their lives.
"Okay," I said, I said brightly. "More for the rest of us." But Cilla had to ask Betsey why.
Before Betsey could say anything, which would probably have included "Duh" or "Moron", Josh said, "You know, the poor pigs."
That thought hadn't occurred to Cilla. "I don't want mine, either."
Ed looked like he was about to say something, but I said, "Okay, even more."
Josh wanted to know if they were never going to eat any meat again.
That hadn't occurred to Cilla either. While she seemed to be making up her mind, I said, "You know, that includes hamburgers and hot dogs."
Cilla looked like she was thinking, "What have I done?"
Josh took pity on her. "When we go to McDonald's, you can get fries. And you can pick the pepperoni off your pizza."
A lot of people might call me wishy washy, but I believe in letting the kids make their own decisions as long as it isn't dangerous. It's a lot easier than arguing with them. "You can make yourselves cheese sandwiches," I said, congratulating myself that I didn't offer to make them.
Betsey sighed. "Cows are exploited to get dairy products."
"There goes ice cream." Josh was enjoying himself.
Cilla's mouth was hanging open. She looked at me.
"All right, Joshua, enough is enough."
"I'm just trying to help her make an informed decision."
"We appreciate that, but let's talk about something else." I couldn't think of anything, so I said, "Who wants more potatoes?"
Fortunately, Betsey didn't realize there is milk in mashed potatoes. I guess she forgot about the butter.
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